I try to understand what would propel someone to buy a stale, questionably-stored bottle of Mtn Dew from eBay. Other fans weigh in, inquiring where to purchase rarer bottles. Meticulously arranged, some have been custom made, because the beverages in question are only available in fountain drinks. I stare at a picture taken in someone’s wood paneled basement, in a subreddit specifically for Mtn Dew enthusiasts (because the internet, for all its faults, has guaranteed us this: no matter how esoteric our passions, we need never feel alone). Fans of the drink post photos of their collections online, bottles and cans in a Lisa Frank array of hues. Mtn Dew has a following so devoted it makes Catholicism seem like a casual hobby. What I’m saying is that this project has ruined me. If someone can name more than three flavors of Mtn Dew off the top of their head, they probably aren’t fit to live in society. You are probably saying to yourself, “I did not know so many flavors of Mtn Dew existed.” That is a reasonable response. What is going on with the fish? Is that a fish?Īnd so, I hunted down 21 flavors of Mountain Dew, or Mtn Dew, as it was recently and unnecessarily rebranded. I can only assume Kavanaugh is somewhat responsible. I’m not normally compelled to drink Mountain Dew Overdrive, which professes to have “a bold, charged citrus punch” flavor, and has a bear that looks like it’s an anti-vaxxer on the label. Wade? No, of course not.īut like, those fuckers didn’t help. Am I actually blaming my Mountain Dew escapades on the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Sometimes, you need to be reminded that your body is still yours, and that you can do with it what you want, no matter what anyone else says. I’ve tried to find the logic in my actions, and as best I can tell, it’s this: sometimes, the world becomes a dark place, and you desperately need a distraction from all of it.
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New Connections and making the most of N95 Masks Want to see how your favorite drinks stacks up to Vinegar's pH (2.4 to 3.4)? Check out this acidity chart! We have yet another reason to warm-up to plain water as our drink of choice.Īnd when you want to splurge: Chug that good ol' standard - Chocolate Milk! Sounds like a recipe for "Mouse Jelly" to me! so it's logical that it would act on the mouse bones in the same way. Numerous scientific studies have found that the acid in Mountain Dew and other snack drinks would break down the chemical bonds in our teeth just the same way. Yikes!!!! He will NEVER get off the dental treadmill! He takes a few sips every few hours for dry mouth, through the night! I looked up the main ingredients: 3 different acids! And to make matters worse, he drinks it all evening and has it beside his bed on the night stand. (He thought of himself as VERY careful about his diet.) He drinks a "healthier" powdered diet drink mix that you add to water called "Total light To Go". When I asked him about his habits he was offended that I would even suggest that he drank soda. He needed 6 new fillings, in less than a year. I recently saw a new patient who had just had his teeth restored a year ago in North Carolina. I think I speak for all normal thinking people and give this logic a resounding "YUCK!". the product that we drink is so acidic that it will dissolve bones, hair and teeth into an unrecognizable state! Pepsi lawyers argue identifying the mouse would be impossible at that point. Not possible! - Mountain Dew would have reduced that mouse to jelly by the time it was opened 15 months after bottling.
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